Why Dennis the Menace?

It was past bed time.
 I was on the phone with my friend.  All I could here was,
"MOM" "MOm"!!!
I ignored him
"mom" "mom" "MOOOOOOOOOOM"
I still ignored him (not wise)
I got off the phone to go and check on him.
I found him completely naked.  He had made a pile outside of his crib of:
his pillow, his blankets, his book, his pj's, his diaper and then peed on top of it.

Oh my heck