Why go to Stake Conference

Last Sunday was stake conference.  I'm not a big fan of attending stake conference with children.  2 hours of sitting in the same spot typically doesn't go over well.  Nevertheless we packed up the kiddos and went.  We arrived late of course.  As we sat down I looked to my right and there sat the CUTEST downs girl.  Now, in my head I've already got Sport married off to Aubry, but just in case things don't go as planned.... I leaned over to the mom of this darling girl and said.  "I typically don't believe in arranged marriages but I'm thinking your daughter might be perfect for my son, how old is she?"  The mom laughed and said, "four".  I said, "perfect he is eight."