Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Where are your underwear????

Noah came home from school with his shorts on backwards. I know they were facing the right way when he went to school. Odd. I said " hey buddy lets turn your shorts around". I pulled down his shorts and to my surprise he didn't have underwear on?
What?
The teacher would have said if he had an accident. I txt Miss Pennie and asked if something exciting happened at school today. Her response:

"Ya well...... We didn't realized till after the fact...... He was poopy and put his underpants in the toilet and came out just fine...... When we went in the afternoon there was a pair of mysterious underwear with three different colors of poopy on top of the underwear. Not one of the girls who went said a word. It was the 4th girl who freaked out. We didn't even know who the boys underwear belong to because only girls had gone......it was a crazy mystey! And I don't go in unless they call me or I know they always need help. So ya, I owe you a pair of underpants cuz we chucked them! Sorry! But he idn't get anything on the walls or toilet ......just his underpants. The whole time they could not figure out how three colors of poop were on the underwear when only two had gone before!!! Oh my!!!! AND the first little girl who went to the bathroom was Aubrey and they told her she shouldn't put her underwear in the toilet. She started crying cuz she doesn't wear boys underwear.....they had to call her mom to come get her. I was hysterical!!"

Seriously I think I owe Miss Pennie and little Aubrey BIG time!!!

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