Thursday, November 3, 2011

Dennis the Menace drives away...


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This child might need a new blogger name.  Instead of Bubba he might become Dennis.  As in Dennis the Menace.  The other day I couldn't find him and saw the garage door was ajar, he had snuck out, grabbed his sisters helmet, and was clearly ready to go.
Indy has been out of town for 2 days.  Early this morning Master started puking about 2am, Sport crawled into bed with me about 4am and at 6am everyone was up and ready to go.  WHY oh WHy could God not send me children who like to sleep in?
Rough morning getting everyone out the door, 45 minutes later the school calls and Sport is crying and won't stop.  His bum is on fire (remember the no colon thing...anytime he gets a stomach bug it plays havoc with his colon; imagine having burning diareah).  I spent the day changing, bathing or cleaning poop.  Meanwhile this is what Dennis was up to:
He figured out how to pump the conditioner bottle in the shower and smeared his head and all of his clothes in conditioner.
He emptied the Halloween container up and down the stairs and had the nerds open and spread out.
He threw my open protein bar into Sports poopy bathwater
He took apart his hamburger bit by bit in the car as we were driving.
He threw all of Sports clothes into the poopy bathwater
He found took fishy crackers from Sport and was spreading them behind me as I was vacuuming
We ended the day with him trying to empty the dishwasher faster then I was loading it.
You would think I'm not a watchful mother; but I am, and I had my hands full with Sport and I'm telling you this kid is fast!
Bless me and save me.
Good thing he is cute.

1 comment:

Katherine said...

Definitely has cute going for him.
And you have to hand it to you that he did get the helmet on....good boy!